If you are looking for some inspirational cat quotes, we bring together a list of great quotes about our beloved feline friends.
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Funny Cat Quotes
- “If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.” –Eugen Weber
- “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” –Nan Porter
- In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this- Terry Pratchett
- “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” –Ellen Perry Berkeley
- The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.- Paula Poundstone
- A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. Anonymous
- “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” –James Herriot
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Mary Bly
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Unknown
- When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?- Montaigne
- Dogs eat. Cats dine.” –Ann Taylor
- “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” –Mark Twain
- “All cats like being the focus of attention.” –Peter Gray
- “The cat is above all things, a dramatist.” –Margaret Benson
- “A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.” –Hazel Nicholson
- “Curiosity killed the cat.” –Ben Johnson
- “Cats choose us, we don’t own them.” –Kristen Cast
- “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” – Bill Dana
- “One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
Famous Cat Quotes
- “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein
- “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.” – Nafisa Joseph
- “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer
- “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” – Mason Cooley
Love Quotes
- “All you need is love and a cat.” – Unknown
- “I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.” – Amy Lee
- “What greater gift than the love of a cat.” –Charles Dickens
- “Every cat is my best friend.” – Unknown
- “A meow massages the heart.” –Stuart McMillan
- “People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.” –Susan Easterly
- “There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.” –Tay Hohoff
- “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” –Cynthia E. Varnado
- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” –Sigmund Freud
- “You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” – Jane Pauley
- “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” –Garrison Keillor
Christmas Cat Quotes
- Have a purrfect Christmas
- Wreck the tree and blame the doggie
- Meowy Christmas and a Happy Mew year
- Dear Santa, I can explain…
- Meowy Christmas
- I destroyed your other gifts because I’m the only one you need
- Christmas tree O Christmas tree your ornaments are history
- Dear Santa, the dog did it
- All I want for Christmas is a cat
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